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New Train for Christmas
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few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen
listening to her son playing
with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
train stop and her son said:
"All of you sons of bitches who want
off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop!
And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on,
get your asses in the train, 'cause we're going down the tracks."
The mother went in and told her son:
"We
don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want
you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS.
When you come out, you may play with your train,
but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing
with his train.
Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say:
"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please
remember to take all of
your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and
hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again
soon."
She hears the little boy continue:
"For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of
your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking
on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey
with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added:
"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay,
please see the bitch in
the kitchen."
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