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What
Did You Do Today, Honey?
A man came home from work to find total mayhem at home. The kids were
outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud and muck. There
were empty food boxes and wrappers all around. As he proceeded into
the house, he found an even bigger mess. Dishes on the counter, dog
food spilled on the floor, a broken glass under the table, and a small
pile of sand by the back door. The family room was strewn with toys
and various items of clothing, and a lamp had been knocked over.
He headed up the stairs, stepping over toys, to look for his wife.
He was becoming worried that she may be ill, or that something had
happened to her. He found her in the bedroom, still in bed with her
pajamas on, reading a book.
She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.
He looked at her bewildered and asked:
"What
happened here today?"
She again smiled and answered:
"You
know everyday when you come home from work and ask me what I did today?"
"Yes," was his reply.
"Well, today I didn't do it!"
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