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Attention
Children:
The Bathroom Door is Closed!
Author
Unknown
Please do not stand here and talk, whine, or ask questions. Wait until
I get out.
Yes, it is locked. I want it that way. It is not broken. I am not
trapped.
I know I have left it unlocked, and even open at times since you were
born, because I was afraid some horrible tragedy might occur while I
was in there, but it's been 10 years and I want some PRIVACY.
Do not ask me how long I will be. I will come out when I am done.
Do not bring the phone to the bathroom door.
Do not go running back to the phone yelling: "She's in the
BATHROOM!"
Do not begin to fight as soon as I go in.
Do not stick your little fingers under the door and wiggle them. This
was only funny when you were two.
Do not slide pennies, Legos, or notes under the door. Even when you
were
two, this got a little tiresome.
If you have followed me down the hall talking, and are still talking
as you face this closed door, please turn around, walk away and wait
for me in another room. I will be glad to listen to you when I am
done.
Oh ... And yes, I still love you.
Mom
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