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Jesus loves me, but only for my tits.

God was my copilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.

Try Being Informed Not Just Opinionated.

 I'm not a whore. I'm POPULAR.

The only bush I trust is my own.

I wish my wife was this dirty.

Come the rapture, can I have your car?

Republicans for Voldemort.

WTFWJD

When Jesus said "Love your enemies" I think He probably meant don't kill them.

We're not all there and that's why we're all here.

I support road head.

Vaginatarian

Midwives help people out.

CAUTION: I drive like a Cullen.

Buckle Up. It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.

Still Pissed at Yoko.

May the fetus you save be Gay.

O B A M A: One Big Ass Mistake America.

Plants and animals disappear to make room for your fat ass.

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their soul to Santa.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

Nice Porsche. Sorry about your penis.

I fake it so he will buy me things.

Wag more, bark less.

God is not a Republican.

Focus on your own damn family.

I'm not a social drinker but I smoke crack like a motherfucker.

My Marine can hit your honor student at 1500 yards.

If pussy wasn't meant to be eaten, why is it shaped like a taco?

If you're gonna ride it, go ahead and spank it.

If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair.