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  • "Finally, a real parenting site!"  - Mad Dog

  • "Interesting points to ponder ... It actually undercuts one of my arguments against too much teen profanity: i.e. that it will diminish your ability as an adult to express yourself cogently and subtly." -  Reed M. on Parental Profanity.

  • "This site is disgusting!" - Sara   (Editor's note: LMAO!)

  • "This site is VERY funny and a breath of fresh air." - Mark Rigney.

  • "I don't find the concept of reality parenting offensive, actually I think it's a quite good idea. I just don't agree with some of the philosophy, such as swearing in front of your children ..." -  Boogie Jack

  • "You oughta memorize this and take it on the road doing stand up comedy ... You are HILARIOUS!"  - Kathy Morgan-Jones on Second-hand Smoke

  • "There's a NEW gal in town ... Reality Mom. Cuts to the QUICK about the realities of parenthood ... without all the nice fluffy trappings."  - Thorn of Able2Laugh

  • "I knew there was a reason I didn't have kids. Thanks for the laughs!" - Madeleine Begun Kane

  • "OMG OMG you are so awesome! I'm SO impressed just from the little I saw already. I can definitely relate! " - Sandy

  • "The Real Martha is happy to recommend another voice of sanity. I'm not a parent but I do know BS when I see it. Reality Parenting is as BS-free and non-PC as it gets. Reality Mom tells it like it is ... warts, zits and all." - The Real Martha

  • "That is one damned funny site. " - Ron Marr

  • "You think you're impressing people by bragging about dating a rock star? You should be parenting your children instead of running around with derelicts!" - Jennifer H. (Editor's note: Uhmmm ... Was I bragging? LOL! Somebody's been listening to Dr. Laura waaaay too much.)

  • "Nice to see some reality in a parenting site every once in awhile ... most of them are uppity do-gooder sites that rip articles from major magazines. Refreshing." - Mickey Speidell

  • "HILARIOUS!!!! finally someone is willing to release us from our pain with humor.  Also, you are saying what most parents (if they are honest) are saying to themselves or to their closest friends.  As a parent of teenagers this website will be visited frequently....." -  Gabe (Editor's note: Thanks for relating, Gabe!)

  • oh thank god!!!! I have, at last, found a site I can bear to return to - over and over and over..........I am so heartily sick of righteous parenting attitudes!! I swear like an out of work trucker in front of and AT my kids if they move me to it - neither swear, neither have hang-ups, neither are smarmy, nasty little angels, either - just two healthy, outspoken, well-adjusted and assertive little shites!!!! (Swearing lists amongst the many other things I do.......it's definitely do as I say in my household!!  - Kerry-lyn (editors note: Kerry-lyn should be writing for Reality Parenting. I've asked her to submit more insights and giggles ...)

  • "Fantastically humorous parenting site by a well known Internet author, mother of 2. Not for the weak of heart or the easily offended. So put on your armor and come on over for the belly laughs.. you'll be glad you did! - Kathy Morgan-Jones (Love ya, Kat!)

  • "What the hell is wrong with you? That is why this country is so screwed up, from people like you who don't discipline  their kids and then when they get into trouble you are shocked that they robbed, beat up, or even rapped someone. "what did I do wrong" you ask and you can't figure out that you have bad parenting skills, learn to be a parent not a buddy. When has drugs made someone a better person? NEVER!!! Grow and be a responsible person obviously you can't be a responsible parent I feel so sorry for your daughter because if you are her role model she has no chance. Yes ther are other things that are bad for kids but if you are smart enough you don't let them have bleach to drink or lighter fluid to sniff why let them harm themselves with other chemicals.      You make no since and you are a sorry excuse for a parent!" - Anonymous (This person needs to read the 'disclaimer for dummies' on the page he or she is referring to (Teenagers NEED Drugs) to see that I was JOKING. WTF people ... get a grip and learn how to spell while you're at it). Here's my reply to this moron:

    "Oh for the love of God. You are really too ignorant to be on my web site. There is a disclaimer at the bottom of the article I wrote just for people like YOU who are too stupid to realize it's SARCASM, meant to be FUNNY. Here is a link to the "offending" article so you can read the disclaimer at the bottom of the page: http://www.realityparenting.com/teen-drugs.html
     Although thank you for the feedback which will go on my site. My more intelligent readers will get a good laugh at your expense. I will refrain from posting your email address, although it's tempting. Maybe YOU need to take a pill, calm down and read the National Enquirer. The Internet is too sophisticated for you.

    Real-Kind Regards,

    Reality Mom


     
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